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GoverningNick Water Spiller
Posts : 104 Join date : 2013-08-02 Age : 25 Location : Palm Desert, California
| Subject: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:32 am | |
| So, the other day I opened my Teg's hood to check the power steering levels (I suspect a leak) but before I can move my hand to the cap, I notice a bunch of web and a- a female Black Widow the size of a quarter chilling on my radiator, roughly six inches from where I was sticking my hands just seconds ago. I shut the hood and I haven't opened it since because I'm too scared. Help. | |
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Akiyama-Wataru Water Spiller
Posts : 62 Join date : 2014-06-29 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:34 am | |
| Blow the car up | |
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GoverningNick Water Spiller
Posts : 104 Join date : 2013-08-02 Age : 25 Location : Palm Desert, California
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:35 am | |
| Also, I found a picture I took of it on my ipod. | |
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KraZe King of Eurobeat
Posts : 5218 Join date : 2012-12-08 Age : 29 Location : San Juan, PR
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:11 am | |
| If it really is a Black Widow I recommend these steps: 1) Soak rag in alcohol 2) Put tip of rag in gas tank 3) Set fire to rag 4) ???? 5) Profit | |
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GoverningNick Water Spiller
Posts : 104 Join date : 2013-08-02 Age : 25 Location : Palm Desert, California
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:19 am | |
| Uhhh, I went out and got the hood open and saw it chilling on my power steering tank, so I decided to try starting the car. Turns out the battery is dead, so the engine just made a fell clunk. The spider fell through somewhere and I haven't seen it since. | |
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Obelisk Fujiwara
Posts : 3489 Join date : 2013-06-08 Age : 28 Location : Nowhere important
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:57 am | |
| Run. Run as far away as possible. | |
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Obelisk Fujiwara
Posts : 3489 Join date : 2013-06-08 Age : 28 Location : Nowhere important
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:05 am | |
| Upon doing some googling, i found out some useful info: Black Widow spiders are usually very shy and passive towards humans. As long as it isn't threatened, you're safe. | |
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Ialyrn Touge Enthusiast
Posts : 632 Join date : 2012-12-09
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:08 am | |
| Hiring an exterminator will be your best bet, and safer too. They should be able to deal with it, unless it has already vacated your car. Still, far better than looking around yourself and picking up a bite from it.
@Obelisk: Most black widow bites are the result of accidentally disturbing them, and it is ALWAYS best to deal with their presence immediately | |
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StrawberryGL Touge Veteran
Posts : 1340 Join date : 2012-12-09 Age : 28 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:32 am | |
| I hatteee spiders. Might want to just burn your whole house down to be safe, don't want any of those black widows escape lol | |
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Mulchy Mountain Pass Master
Posts : 893 Join date : 2012-12-08 Age : 28 Location : Raleigh, NC
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:51 pm | |
| Burn your entire neighborhood down just to be safe.
And... call the military. | |
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Obelisk Fujiwara
Posts : 3489 Join date : 2013-06-08 Age : 28 Location : Nowhere important
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:52 pm | |
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lBrawnyemperoRl Touge Elite
Posts : 2970 Join date : 2013-01-16
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:19 pm | |
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that slime kb Touge Veteran
Posts : 1098 Join date : 2013-01-11 Age : 37 Location : new jersey
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:25 am | |
| ^years from now the nuclear fallout will cause that same spider to grow 3 stories tallĀ
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lBrawnyemperoRl Touge Elite
Posts : 2970 Join date : 2013-01-16
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:03 am | |
| Good side is fallout wouldve most likely killed the remaining human population, including myself, by then | |
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Obelisk Fujiwara
Posts : 3489 Join date : 2013-06-08 Age : 28 Location : Nowhere important
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:38 am | |
| ^Although for you, it'd take a lot of killing. | |
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takumi8699 Water Spiller
Posts : 129 Join date : 2014-02-27 Location : L.A.
| Subject: Re: I have a problem. Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:10 pm | |
| I think i wouldve shit myself if i saw a spider that close to me | |
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